my beautiful dark twisted fantasy


when me and vicki were at the lourve in paris, i took a picture of her with a sarcophagus and she gave it the caption (referencing the classic line ‘have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? put the pussy in a sarcophagus”):

“have you every had sex with one of these?”

i once tweeted ‘wikihow to put your pussy in a sarcophagus” which earned several favs