SJA's rejected Kickstarter Prizes

sarahjeanalex:for $150, you will be the 'you' sarah jean thinks about when she is reading her poems
sarahjeanalex:for $450, sarah jean will marry you in your homestate for as as long as is legally allowed before the license can be terminated without an annulment or divorce
sarahjeanalex:for $1,050, sarah jean will spend an entire year crying over you while you are mean to her
I'm about to be out of $1,650